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Silverware clicking] M1: “Can you pass the beats please?” F1: “Here you go” M1: “Thanks” Brad: “Hey Mom, guess what? I got invited to a party tonight! And I’m gonna go if that’s ok with you.” Mom: “NOOO!!” Brad: “Why not Mom?” F1: “Yeah, why mom? He should go.” Brad: “It’s gonna be fun. I’ll [...]
J.N.:] “I can make a bigger splash than you!” [Jimmy:] “Oh yeah, give it a shot.” [While jumping up and down on diving board] [J.N.:] “Can opener!” [Big splash] [Jimmy:] “Man, that one was huge.” [J.N.:] “You go.” [While running towards pool] [Jimmy:] “Ahhhh, jacknife!” [Jumps in and small splash] [Tracy:] “That was a dud, [...]
Jabawokee ding dong Slip slap slee Dipstick paddywhack Pee pee googalee gee Polly wolly sling slang Skooey dibbely doo Wing wong ping pong King Kong Cheech ‘n Chong Hop hip kagagoogoo Hickory dickory slickory flip flap Dip skip to my Lou Flim flam wham blam Sam bam Cunningham Whack snack koochie koochie koo Plus you [...]
M1:] “Hey, it’s great to have us all out on a road trip again this is gonna be fun” [all agree] [M2:] “Whoa,do you smell that skunk” [All:] “Yeah [M2:] “You know, even though it stinks it kinda reminds me of growing up” [all agree] [M3:] “It kinda reminds me of smelling weed” [all agree] [...]
And now the severe beating of a high school science teacher.” [Lecturing] “Zinc is by far the best element.” “I also like plutonium.” “It’s just fun to say.” “Plutonium.” [Sound of someonee walking towards him] “How’s your plutonium?” “Good, thank you.” “Excuse me!” “Hello! The office is closed. So, if you wouldn’t mind,.. Sir, what [...]
This is a song…” “This is uhh, This is a new song…” “It’s through the eyes of one of the greatest people alive, I feel…” “The Lunchlady” [Laughing] Woke up in the morning Put on my new plastic glove Served some reheated salisbury steak With a little slice of love Got no clue what the [...]
Transcribed By: Michael T. Balonek My helmet is equipped with a tiny face mask. What it possibly could protect, I do not know. The other guys on the team like to make fun of my little shoulder pads, And also like to hide my special shoe that I made to kick in the snow. People [...]
Put on your yarmulke Its time for Chanukah So much funnaka To celebrate Chanukah Chanukah is the festival of lights Instead of one day of presents We get eight crazy nights When you feel like the only kid in town Without a Christmas tree Here’s a new list of people who are Jewish Just like [...]
Put on your yarmulke Its time for Chanukah So much funnaka To celebrate Chanukah Chanukah is the festival of lights Instead of one day of presents We get eight crazy nights When you feel like the only kid in town Without a Christmas tree Here’s a new list of people who are Jewish Just like [...]
[M1:] “Hey, it’s great to have us all out on a road trip again this is gonna be fun” [all agree] [M2:] “Whoa,do you smell that skunk” [All:] “Yeah [M2:] “You know, even though it stinks it kinda reminds me of growing up” [all agree] [M3:] “It kinda reminds me of smelling weed” [all agree] [...]
Girl: “You wanted to ask me something?” Excited Southerner: “Yes, I did. I – first of all I just wanted to say that you’re – - very pretty girl, and I, I – hoo — you’the — we’ve known each other for so long now, and-uh, it’s about time that the two of us – [...]
Put on your yamukah Here comes Hannukah So much funnukah To celebrate Hannukah Hannukah is: the festival of lights Instead of one day of presents We have eight crazy nights When you feel like the only kid in town Without a Christmas tree Here’s a list of people who are Jewish Just like you and [...]
"and now, the sever beating of a high school janitor." [mopping sounds] Mop, mop, mop All day long Mop, mop, mop While i sing this song [sound of someone walking towards him] Gonna wax the floor Gonna make it shine Gonna take of the spray paint With turpentine "hey! don’t walk there! i just mopped!" [...]
Woke up in the morning. Put on my new plastic glove. Served some re-heated salsbury steak With a little slice of love. Got no clue what the chicken pot pie Is made of. Just know everything’s doing fine Down here in Lunch Lady Land. Well, I wear this net on my head ‘Cause my red [...]
Why don’t you pick up after your done? I’m not your slave I’m not your mother I’m not your maid I mean I’ve got a life too So fuck you! Why can’t you be nicer to my friend? They’re gonna be here soon Last time they were here You just sat in the bedroom Friday [...]
I am a simple goat I live on the back of a pick-up truck The Old Man tied me here with a 3-foot rope Am I happy he don’t give a fuck He’s filled with anger, and filled with rage And tells me I smell like piss His drink, Jimmy Bean His chaser, a bear [...]
Talking quietly] M1: “Ms. Murphy is such a pain, man.” M2: “We just had a test a week ago. Now we gotta take another one tommorrow. This sucks!” M1: “And it counts for 80 percent of our grade.” M2: “Well we better study our butts off.” M1: “Well we came to the right place, the [...]
Adam Talking “Okay… This is a song that uhh.. There’s a lot of Christmas songs out there and uhh.. not too many Chanukah songs. So uhh.. I wrote a song for all those nice little Jewish kids who don’t get to hear any Chanukah songs. Here we go…” Put on your yarmulke Here comes Chanukah [...]
You don’t know how much I need you While you’re near me I don’t feel blue And when we kiss I know you need me too I can’t believe I’ve found a love that’s so pure and true But it all was bullshit It was a goddamn joke And when I think of you, Linda [...]
Arsenio (chris rock): Now don’t leave us hanging with just that. Jp: Yeah, i hear that, arsenio. Yo guys, lets kick it! (music starts playing) Jp: Yo now, before we start singing, You also want to know in addition to writing our own songs, We also do our own choreography. Jp: Girl, i can’t stop [...]