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Performed by Adam Sandler and Steve Koren [Phone Rings] [Mr. Spindel picks it up] Mr Spindel: “;Hullo!”; Student: [Whispering] “;Hey Mr. Spindel. How’s algebra class going?”; [Chuckling] Mr Spindel: “;Whut!?”; Student: [Whispering] “;You’re in for a big surprise tommorrow during 5th period!”; [Chuckling] Mr Spindel: “;Hey! Who is this!”; [Student Hangs up phone] [Dial tone] [...]
And now a buffoon’s meeting with the dean of admissions at a prestigious college.” Dean: “Well Michael, I would like to extend my warmest congradulations on your upcoming graduation and I understand you are interested in matriculating here in the fall.” Buffoon: “I got a snake, man!” Dean: “Yes, pets are welcome here on campus. [...]
I wanna make you smile Whenever you’re sad; Carry you around when your arthritis is bad. All I wanna do Is grow old with you. I’ll get your medicine When your tummy aches; Build you a fire if the furnace breaks. Oh, it could be so nice Growin’ old with you. I’ll miss you, kiss [...]
Look you got to understand its just been me and lan over 67 years So she gets nervous around strangers I wouldnt show that picture to any one, or they might try to take you 2 guys back to the laboratory UHHH. Listen we got rules in this house, and you better follow them or [...]
I am a simple goat I live on the back of a pick-up truck The Old Man tied me here with a 3-foot rope He’s filled with anger, and filled with rage And tells me I smell like piss His drink, Jimmy Bean His chaser, a bear After that, various alcohols That’s when the beatings [...]
Adam:] And the now the excited southerner orders a meal at his favorite diner. [Waiter:] Hi, what can I get you today? [Excited Southerner:] Hi, how are you…I was…if you could, tell me, if you…eh, the chef salad, if it, does it come, if you come… a la carte, if you see the…I saw the [...]
Ooooh yeah Baby, baby, baby, I wanna stew your tomato Baby, baby, baby, I want to french fry your potato Baby, baby, baby, won’t you pluck my grapes Won’t you peel my banana like a pack of wild apes? I’m your food innuendo guy, your food innuendo guy Baby, baby, baby, you got honeydew melons [...]
Though I have been a fool for love I have finally made my score I got a girl, and I don’t mean to boast But she loves me the most Even though she’s a highly paid whore She’ll give head to a sheep She can stuff three cocks in her cheek But she comes home [...]
Davey: What the heck is happening right now? Footlocker guy: Something that should have happened 20 years ago. Radio: Time to cry, Davey, over. Davey: What? Get out of here, I’m leaving… GNC bottle: You can run from Whitey, but you ain’t gonna run from us. Footlocker guy: We all heard what happened at the [...]
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:::car pulls up::: Toll Booth Willy: Welcome ta Wista! Dawla twenty five please. Driver1: Hey! How ya doin Toll Booth Willy? Toll Booth Willy: Goood, thanks for askin pup. Driver1: That’s great, considerin you’re a fuckin idiot. (drives away) Toll Booth Willy: GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU SON OF A BITCH! I’LL COME RIGHT OUTTA THE [...]