man] Ay man, who the hell is you man? We got a meetin goin on man! We got a meetin goin on man! We got a meetin man, could you be quiet man? [J-Ro] Man who got the bud man? [man] Hold on, hold on, we got a meetin goin – ay who is you? [...]
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Intro: WhoRidas. Tha Alkaholiks (X8) WhoRidas: Fo-sho shots get dropped and popped just like a picklock With the master key, but the master key be me I assign chop from hot, like a cold on a stove And commence to roll, like a tire A real rider will ride ya, like a stallion with a [...]
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Verse One: J-Ro I’m the beer rational outta national My cash flow is thick like mashed potato-oes in the gravy Wsup wavy, thanks to my homey King Tee-la the host wit the most, Im coast to coast like Aunt Peela the Cowboys beat the Steelers so nigga where’s my $50 boom bap to your cap [...]
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Intro: J-Ro There go the bathroom right there [Just could I have one] Yo, get this party started [two maybe two drinks sometime when I got ta holla now] Ay, ay yo E-Swift [one two] It’s the Alkaholik funk One two, ah one two, yeah Yeah, ah one two, ah one two Verse One: J-Ro [...]
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[J-Ro] Yaa Yeah It’s the return of three drunk mothafuckas Huh, yeah It’s Tha Liks We gots Stan the guitar man in the house Mothaclucka Uh-uh What? [Verse 1: J-Ro] I’m sick like a sore throat swallow Drunk act to follow I’ll make the whole bottle hollow (What a ride) Rollin’ wit’ a open container [...]
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Intro: Tash, speaking to J-Ro Yo whassup man, get up man [*urrp* I can't bust man] Get up nigga, bust [I'm fucked] Get up you gotta do your verse nigga [Aight I'll try it] Get up nigga! Verse One: J-Ro I get drunk and I stumble to the phone And conjure up a bitch to [...]
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Verse One: Tash I hang MC’s with my noose, watch me get loose The nigga flippin more styles than Snapple got juice Cause I’m too hot to handle, got more soul in my pinky Than a niggy pickin his afro and I left the skin not stinky The freshest, yes it’s, the rhymer with the [...]
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[Only When I'm Drunk playing in the background] Brand new, from Likwid Crew Records It’s Tha Alkaoliks, Greatest Hits [Daaam! playing in the background] Yes, Tha Alkaholiks have the shit that’ll make you say… DAYUM! You get songs like – You Can’t Tell Me Shit [Can't Tell Me Shit playing in the background] Yes, it’s [...]
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Why is it ladies only out for money? Brothers only out to get hoes? If you really want to rock with me If you wanna hear a brother kick flows Participate! Ladies let me hear you say “”Ow”” Brothers let me hear you say “”Ho”” Everybody in the house say “”LP”” If you’re on the [...]
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[Tash] Ha ha, hahaha! Straight ignorance at it’s finest We got the rowdy ass Alkaholik boys in the house tonight They brought they homeboys the Animal House to come fuck witch’all Animal House full of skateboarders, headbangers, slang bashers Y’know, check me out Aiyyo Tha Liks work beats like Custom Auto When the fans hear [...]
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