Satan gave me a taco and it made me really sick The chicken was all raw and the grease was mighty thick The rice was all rancid and the beans were so hard I was gettin’ kinda dizzy eatin’ all the lard There was aphids on the lettuce an’ I ate every one An’ after [...]
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[holiday robot funk noise]: Baruch Atah Adonei Elohenu Melech Ha Olam Aww yeah That’s the holiday– Rum-pum-pum-pump –that’s the– BIIII YATCH– holiday robot funk! Rum-pum-pum-pump, Rum-pum-pum-pump. UH Baruch Atah Adonei Elohenu Melech Ha Olam right about now, we’re gonna drop some– Rum-pum-pum-pump–Hanukkah science. yeah uh, uh, this is it… I press a button make the [...]
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Today’s, uh, August 4th, 1982. I’m really bored and there was some dead animals that we played with. There was a Weed-Wacker…we stole two of them. A cop car was on fire. My friend Scott, he was running and he, uh, slipped on a Twinkie. And his nose was covered with blood… The security helicopter [...]
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Oh say can you see Big long limosine With a bongo player in the back Yeah, we’re smoking a cigar We set a hot dog
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looking back at some dead world that looks so new offices and fountains that they named for you dazzlements of accidents rejoice their doom hari-karis spinnin’ round the golden looms girl you dream infections from a nauseous heart choice cut meats from derelict boulevards hear that lonesome whistle blow no direction to be known in [...]
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My friend picked me up about quarter past five We stopped and got some donuts and we took a little drive Had a can of nitrous, we rolled the windows up Now we’re breathing deeply, breathing deeply… And there’s a fume in this truck And we don’t know if we’re dead or what the fuck [...]
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Long ago things to be Ive got a garden hose and a color tv I’ve got time on my hands I’ve got time on my hands nobody cares what i do Long ago things to do I’ve got a burnt orange peel and a potato stew I’ve got work to get done I’ve got work [...]
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Is it come and gone? Is it long before the spirit shaves his legs? Is it wrapped in trash, sent back in a sanitation tank? Is it disinfected, disconnected ’til it grafts some wires? Is it sped up, spun around brown and yellow in the fires? What is this town? they said i got no [...]
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yo homey don’t play that game hey mr. asshole what you dirty asshole sitting in your castle judging everyone you’re acting like it’s chill when the deal’s getting ill why don’t you break your face or mine everyone’s out to get you motherfucker [repeat] total paranoia trying to annoy you everything I do is to [...]
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Ive seen the end of the day come too soon Not a lot to say, not a lot to do You played the game, you owe nothing to yourself Rest a day, for tomorrow you can’t tell You can’t tell I’ve seen the end of the day come too late Seen the love you had [...]
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It’s August 6th, 1982. And uh, we were jammin’ over at the house. My pants caught on fire. We were smokin’ a lotta… whiskey, and uh, chicken. And uh, got some food and… I got some food and came home and got a call, uh… No wait, I got some calls then, uh, came home, [...]
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There’s a destination a little up the road From the habitations and the towns we know A place we saw the lights turn low Jig-saw jazz and the get-fresh flow Pulling out jives and jamboree handouts Two turntables and a microphone Bottles and cans Just clap your hands and just clap your hands Where it’s [...]
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You’ve been so long Your blind eyes are gone Your old bones are on their own So take off your coat Put a song in your throat Let the dead-beats pound all around We will go Nowhere we know We don’t have to talk at all Hand me downs Flypaper towns Stuck together One and [...]
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Don’t take your red ribbons off You’re about to make a fool of yourself In the aluminum sunset Drinking from a drain I’m a hundred miles behind myself Milk and honey Pouring down like money Make a poor boy wanna run Milk and Honey Do you wanna love me Under the aluminum sun Did you [...]
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Hot milk Mmmm…tweak my nipple Champagne and ripple Shamans go cripple My sales go triple We drop lobotomy beats Evaporated meats On hi-tech street We go solo Dance floors and talk shows Hot dogs, No Doz Hot Sex in back rows I wanna know what makes you scream Be your twenty million dollar fantasy Treat [...]
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Haven’t got a lot to learn And my eyes they stray again Looking for a satellite In the rays of heaven again There’s no other ending Sunday sun Yesterday is ending Sunday sun Jealous minds walk in a line And their faces jade the strain Stranded in infinity rooms And they’re safe from any harm [...]
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well there ain’t nobody left to impress and everyone’s kissing their own hands this 666 on the kitchen floor ain’t no fire in the pan I get lonesome… so glad to be a slab stiff as a stick on a board I get thoughts and dirty socks piled in the corner I get lonesome… getting [...]
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It’s August 6th, 1982… and uhh we were jammin’ over at the house… my pants caught on fire… we were smokin’ a lotta… whiskey and uhh chicken… and uhh got some food and… I got some food and came home and got a call, uhh… no wait, I got some calls then, uhh, came home, [...]
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Can’t you hear those cavalry drums Hijacking your equilibrium Midnight hags in the mausoleum Where the pixilated doctors moan Carnivores in the Kowloon night Breathing freon by the candlelight Coquettes bitch slap you so polite Till you thank them For the tea and sympathy I want to defy The logic of all sex laws Let [...]
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([gotta get it) ([gotta] get it) (yeeah-oh!) (yeeah-oh!) (plastic classic) Can’t forget my [bestial] [???] Close electric telephone [phones] Ballin like hordes! About the shout! Nasty distortion, [out on my road-jump] All my friends gout [biscuit/sixties] soul Rockin the plastic Takin the [no no / robo] Rough as a river Cowboy nowboy [biscuit / risk [...]
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