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Uh-oh… Oooh Shit… Ahh Fuck I’m gonna start dancin’ Take off your pants Dad Your penis is the biggest thing My Butt’s ever had Cuz I know….It Feels so goood Shut Your Fucking face uncle Fucker.
Uno, dos, trieze, quatros When you fucked grandpa Did he tell you that he loved you? Did he hold you til the sun did rise And did he look into your eyes And ask you to filate him And stick a finger or two in his ass He seems like a total asshole Grandpa is [...]
We’ve been thinking about what we’ve done we know now that for you that this wasn’t fun We know that we are stupid all the time We can’t beleive that you hardly mind we’ll you shake this off pretend it’s all okay you know we think about you everyday We do Do you care if [...]
Home show, mom won’t know Run out the back door, he’s passed out on the floor Third time, been caught twice Forgive our neighbor Bob, I think he humped the dog But good things come to those who wait, ’cause she laid me And mom and dad possess the key, instant slavery No need to [...]
I’ve got her in my head At night when I go to bed And I know it sounds lame, but She’s the girl of my dreams And of course I’d do anything for her I’d search the moons of Endor I’d even walk naked through The deserts of Tatooine Princess Leia, where are you tonight? [...]
The Marlboro Man is dead long live the Marlboro Man in our dreams he remains the hero of a thousand billboards, the ultimate salesman for the sexy macho flame of death. yes, the original Marlboro Man is gone, but his son, the Marlboro Man, Jr., lives on– going boldly where his father never dared to [...]
i’m sick of always hearing All those sad songs on the radio All day it is there to remind An over sensitive guy that he’s lost and alone, yeah I hate our favorite restaurant, Our favorite movie, our favorite show We would stay up all through the night We would laugh and get high, and [...]
I don’t want to urinate on myself I don’t want to urinate on anyone else Well, I guess that really doesn’t matter anymore Because I can’t control my bladder anymore Well, I guess it all depends (undergarments) Well, I guess it all depends (undergarments) Step back in the light No more soiled nights alone But [...]
Hey mom theres something in the backroom I hope it’s not the creatures from above You used to read me stories As if my dreams were boring We all know conspiracies are dumb What if people knew that these were real I’d leave my closet door open all night I know the CIA would say [...]
I’m sick Of Always hearing All those sad songs On the radio All day It is there to remind An over-sensitive guy that he’s lost and alone I hate Our favorite restaurant Our favorite movie Our favorite show We would Stay up all through the night We would laugh and get high And never answer [...]
All her signals are getting lost in the ether, she’s a landslide with a city beneath her So take a good look, so you’ll never forget it (That’s what she wanted) Take a deep breath, I know I’m gonna regret it (That’s what she wanted) Holly’s looking dry looking for an easy target Let her [...]
Thanks to lisa_blann@blink-182.org for these lyrics. Josie, you’re my source of most frustration, Forget when I dont meet expectations Everything you wished came true In the end we all blamed you Even though, as they all know, you’re not the only one (two three four) Why do you still keep it around when you know [...]
It’s alright to tell me what you think about me I won’t try to argue or hold it against you I know that you’re leaving, you must have your reasons The season is calling your pictures are falling down The steps that I retraced the sad look on your face The timing and structure, did [...]