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Eddie is a jinx) (Eddie is a jinx) Hey Eddie please don’t help me This is a job I can do by myself There is no need for you to stay Please, Eddie, go away Oh Eddie can’t you see how Your luck turns everything from good to bad Bad luck don’t bother Eddie He [...]
We never met face to face But I feel like I know you well You have the place next to my place I could see you by ringing the bell But I hear you through the wall I hear you in the morning shower How can you play that song at that hour Press my [...]
I was in an Arizona tavern I sat down to dinner Chicken fajitas with nachos and peppers A bite stuck in my windpipe, it gave me a fright I choked and I gagged, and I saw this sight In coordinated outfits Promenading ‘cross the dance floor Rehearsing their moves while they waited for the salad [...]
We both liked corn dogs at the start We once shared pastries from the cart I know that low cholesterol is good for my heart But these fights over what to eat are tearin’ us apart When we were young we shared a common tongue We ate and ate and ate and ate and never [...]
To be wide awake To be frank with me Don’t be discouraged You gonna be so free To be horrified If it escalated Even the pious side Is desolated In the disarray We are in a ruch It’s pay one’s way And eat my dust Why bother? You might ask You know it coukdn’t last [...]
Shut up and sing — Shut up an sing — Shut up and sing — Shut up and sing — Now shut up… I will have to zap the channel if he talks too long Arsenio is in my face, can’t he sing a song? Beats and puns and metaphors it sounds a lot like [...]
Andy always dreamed of wrestling Andy always dreamed of wrestling He could see himself in the ring With bulging biceps and an evil sneer Basking in the spotlight, as he heard the crowd cheer But Andy wasn’t tough enough Big time wrestling can be so rough No Andy wasn’t man enough So he started wrestling [...]
Huck like mocha (chica) Huck like mocha (chica) Huck like mocha (chica) Huck like mocha (chica) I wanna beat my breast like an ape man I don’t wanna comb my hair I’ll strip down to the waist And up to the waist And forget about the underwear A-huk-a-luk-a-huk-a-luk-a-muck-muck That’s the way I wanna talk So [...]
As a baby in my mother’s arms She would croon and I’d see pink And when she’d bathe me in the sink The radio would play red or green or lavender When the Beatles sing it’s a yellow thing Yeah, the Stones are always purple Every melody that I hear Fills my mind with colors [...]
Sign my snarling doggy — do it for me Sign my snarling doggy — or your knee is his tree Look — his tail is waggin’ Ya see he’s really friendly Sign my snarling doggy — sign my snarling doggy Rover and I walked up to Mickey Mantle at the autograph fest Of all the [...]
Boy around the corner Very shy He never says hello But he’s the guy I wanna be with Boy is kind of funny Doesn’t speak His legs are skinny Not a good physique And yet I love him Boy around the corner Better than the boy next door The boy around the corner’s Never been [...]
Helmet Transcribed by Chris Vagnini ———————————- I can remember how it started I’d follow the firemen I’d dreamed of the astronauts They looked so happy in their shiny metal headgear I knew that inside they were smiling Ba da da da da da Ba da da da da da Ba da da da da da [...]