is she ready to know my frustration? what she slippin’ inside, slow castration i’m a riddle so strong, you can’t break me did she come here to try, try to take me did she call my name? i think it’s gonna rain when i die was it something i said, held against me? ain’t no [...]
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Sitting on an angry chair Angry walls that steal the air Stomach hurts and I don’t care What do I see across the way, hey See myself molded in clay, oh Stares at me, yeah I’m afraid, hey Changing the shape of his face, aw yeah Candles red I have a pair Shadows dancing everywhere [...]
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Oh, johnny was a tall man but his memory was short He’d forget to at doorways and often he’d get hurt I took good care of him for he had no family Actually he did, but he forgot who they be Johnny often liked to go out on the town He’d forget where he’d be [...]
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I Have Never Felt Such Frustration Or Lack Of Self Control I Want You To Kill Me And Dig Me Under, I Wanna Live No More One Who Doesn’t Care Is One Who Shouldn’t Be I’ve Tried To Hide Myself From What Is Wrong For Me, For Me I Want To Taste Dirty, A Stinging [...]
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What’s Gone Wrong, I Can’t See Straight Been Too Long, So Full Of Hate What The Fuck Will It Take Drown Myself In My Wake Another Shaggy D.A. Now A Dog, Shake My Leg Plastic Man, Paper Face Candy Heart, What A Waste Gotta Change, Set A Date Eat My Cake, Lick My Plate Stare [...]
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You double-clicked my heart You’ve upgraded my life You booted up my hard drive Please be my cyber-wife You’ve logged into my soul You’ve downloaded my dreams Let’s go to my chat-room And i’ll show you what i mean I wanna log in to you So i can prove my love is true You’re the [...]
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a good night, the best in a long time a new friend turned me on to an old favourite nothing better than a dealer who’s high be high, convince them to buy what’s my drug of choice? well, what have you got? i don’t go broke and i do it a lot seems so sick [...]
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I think i’ve got a crush on celine dion The way she beats her chest when she sings a love song There’s something about her makes me want to feed her And i’d love to be mister celine dion She’ll sing a song in english, and she’ll sing en francais Both the songs will suck, [...]
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It’s great to be a nerd, it’s great to be a nerd The only light we ever see is from our moniter We argue about comic books and internet connections The biggest highlight of the year is the star trek convention Our town’s not big enough to sign up any stars But we once met [...]
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Through the ages, through war, pestilence and sleet, the celtic culture has survived, it’s songs and dances passed from father to son, from mother to daughter, from uncle to goat. and though few L speak gaelic, the ancient language of the celts, all hearts are still stirred by the beautiful tones of this mellifluous tongue. [...]
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Baby i wanna tell you all my hopes and dreams and fears But i’m watching television, could you get me another beer There’s wrestling and pro football on, i hope you understand I must watch it all for i am a man And a man has needs And a man has desires Eternal fires that [...]
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Let me tell you a story about scary ned Scariest guy to ever wet a bed He had hands on his arms and eyes on his head But they weren’t his He’d go down to the market and try to scare the fish He said that they bothered him, they weren’t his favorite dish Then [...]
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I am cow, hear me moo I weigh twice as much as you And i look good on the barbecue Yogurt, curd, cream cheese and butter’s Made from liquid from my udders I am cow, i am cow, hear me moo (moo) I am cow, eating grass Methane gas comes out my ass And out [...]
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Care Not For The Men Who Wonder Straw That Broke Your Back, You’re Under Cast All Them Aside Who Care Empty Eyes And Dead End Stare Don’t You Know That None Are Blind To The Lie, And You Think I Don’t Find What You Hide? What In God’s Name Have You Done? Stick Your Arm [...]
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I love you so much i need the heimlich maneuver The sun goes down on another day A day where i haven’t found love I try to eat, but all i taste Is the flavor of a broken heart Then i saw you across the room I gasp and my breathing stops My heart’s in [...]
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Can’t think of anything to sing about Not much out there to sing about The world’s okay, the weather’s fine No need to sing about that I’ll sing about Sponges Sponges yeah! Sponges Sponges yeah yeah Sponges suck, sponges suck Sponges absorb liquid then you squeeze them out yeah! There’s lots of songs of peace [...]
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what the hell am i? thousand eyes, a fly lucky then i’d be in one day deceased sickman, sickman, sickman, sickman i can feel the wheel, but i can’t steer when my thoughts become my biggest fear ah, what’s the difference, i’ll die in this sick world of mine what the hell am i leper [...]
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i broke you in the canyon i drowned you in the lake you a snake that i would trample only thing i’d not embrace oh, you couldn’t dam that river and maybe i don’t give a damn anyway so you couldn’t dam that river and it washed me so far away i pushed and then [...]
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I believe them bones are me Some say we’re born into the grave I feel so alone, gonna end up a Big ole pile a them bones Dust rise right on over my time Empty fossil of the new scene I feel so alone, gonna wind up a Big ole pile a them bones Toll [...]
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(trevor’s lines are italicized) Winnebago! Oh yeah! Oh, man! It’s so great to be out in the road! It sure is, man! Hey, look at all them little cars going beside us.. look how small they are! They’re so tiny! oh yeah! We have some great perspective from up here in our Winnebago! Yeah, man, [...]
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