We were burning leaded gasoline Rather fight than switch Found a stack of dirty magazines Hidden in the ditch Making fun of nearly everything That lined up in our sights I remember you used to come around You came around, you’d come around You came around, you came around Fire in the hole Pop the [...]
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Hey man you wanna be the pilot Of a kamikaze aeroplane Instead i bet you’re gonna add it to A list of things you never tried You’re a fifth wheel, a fourth class Third string second rate kind of guy And sometimes you feel like A pot lick limp dick butterfly Hey man you wanna [...]
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I know damn well the weeds are growing In the yard I realize that it need mowing But it’s too hard No matter what they say Nothing starts today Last week your cyber girl went missing From her room Befriending her’s a lot like pissing At the moon You’re drowning either way But nothing starts [...]
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When hope is gone We drag the pond And try to look beyond The dead end of summer There’s a haze hanging over the town So hide your eyes Ignore the flies And try to act surprised It’s the dead end of summer When all of the grass has gone brown Oh, i’ve been x’ing [...]
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Your brother got bird lice From a feather he fixed with a bobby pin That’s a small price to pay For the privilege of being the indian He said i’ll be your friend If you give me a dollar a day In the picture she posed On the car hood in lipstick and underpants The [...]
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Poor old john carradine Before he met his maker He got to play a part That stands the test of time Shouting he held aloft The miracle elixir The townspeople ran him off And the sunlight took his eyes If you ever gave a damn for sunny jim I’m sure you must remember him Fresh [...]
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Last night it snowed Powdered sugar cedars lined the road They looked good enough to eat But i don’t think i would I can’t imagine that they’d taste too good A blanket white At least it was when it came down last night The morning brings the rain The blanket’s washed away Now everything turns [...]
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Black dot on the horizon All i know is it’s a pretty long walk Keep a-goin pea, keep a-goin Don’t wait for me, just keep a-goin Sunburn your skin is peeling All i know is that it’s pretty damned hot Listen the dogs are barking All i know is he’s a pretty good dog
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Bless me jesus buddy i have sinned Whatever does the trick Odds are even that i’ll fall again So you better make it stick What the psychic on the tv said It kind of makes you think I can tell you where your mood ring is You left it on the sink They were walking [...]
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I can be your supersize You can be my only Onion rings or curly fries Quarter pounder skip the salad bar Please don’t kick my busted heart too far I can be your oppenheim You can be my only Trying to think of words that rhyme Find a notebook meet me at the car Please [...]
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When the moment finally comes I could be the trigger You could be the gun That blows out the back Of my skull When a better day arrives I could be the winner You could be the prize That i can’t pretend to have won Twilight is falling The locusts are calling your name When [...]
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Hang dog you sitting and counting nameless stars And when you look down you’re beginning to fall away You dried up like an august creekbed I mounted in an album With some photos of your summer friends I can’t tell what the note on the back said You’re moving like a poem And it hurts [...]
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They removed the 81 per cent What about the 19 they didn’t get She comes to give me something for the pain Slaps my arm to help her find a vein I love you, i love you As my habit forms the morphine drips Lean on over here and read my lips The shot that [...]
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