Lot 105
October 16th, 2009
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Posts Tagged ‘Parklife’
Trouble On The Message Centre
October 5th, 2009
I am the message centre Local and direct Room to room an operator No calls today they’ll just have to wait dear I call and I collect So just strike him softly away from the body YOU’RE MADE UP TOO SHINY TODAY (IN SO MUCH TROUBLE) THOUGHTS ARE JUST PISSING AWAY (IN SO MUCH TROUBLE) [...]
Bank Holiday
September 5th, 2009
Grandma needs new dentures To eat the crust on pizza Been taken out by her daughter Because she thought she oughta The kids are eating Snickers Because they’re so delicious Then there’s sticky fingers And mother loses her knickers Bank holiday comes six times a year Days of enjoyment to which everyone cheers Bank holiday [...]
Bad Head
December 30th, 2008
so far i’ve not really stayed in touch well you knew as much it’s no suprise that today i’ll get up around two from a lack of anything to do and i might aswell just grin and bear it because it’s not worth the trouble of an argument and you have not really stayed in [...]
Trouble In The Message Centre
October 8th, 2008
I am the message centre Local and direct Room to room An operator (No calls today, dear They’ll just have to wait, dear) I call And I collect (So just strike him softly Away from the body) You’re made up too shiny today There’s so much trouble Your thoughts are just Pissing away It’s so [...]
London Loves
July 4th, 2008
A malady has taken him over Coughing tar in his Japanese motor The lights are magic And he feels lucky And he’s got money Shoots like an arrow, oh London loves The mystery of a speeding car London loves The misery of a speeding heart It’s love you like and everyone’s at it And words [...]
Jubilee
March 26th, 2008
Jubilee slouches in the settee He’s losing all will to move He gone divvy Too much telly He watching 24 hours of rubbish He got butane He got plastic bags His eyes are going square He no raver Just anti-social He not going to cut his hair He dresses incorrectly No one told him how [...]
End Of Century
January 5th, 2008
She says there’s ants in the carpet Dirty little monsters Eating all the morsels Picking up the rubbish Give her effervescence She needs a little sparkle Good morning TV You’re looking so healthy We all say Don’t want to be alone We wear the same clothes ‘Cuz we feel the same And kiss with dry [...]
This Is A Low
May 18th, 2006
And into the sea Goes pretty England and me Round the Bay of Biscay And back for tea Hit traffic on the Dogger Bank Up the Thames to find a taxi rank Sail on by with the tide And go to sleep And the radio says This is a low But it won’t hurt you [...]
Bak Holiday
December 1st, 2005
Grandma needs new dentures To eat the crust on pizza Been taken out by her daughter Because she thought she ought’a The kids are eating snickers Because they’re so delicious Then there’s sticky fingers And mother loses her knickers bank holiday comes six times a year times of enjoyment to which everyone cheers bank holiday [...]
End Of The Century
July 7th, 2005
She said there’s ants in the carpet Dirty like monsters Eating all the morsels Picking up the rubbish Give her effervescence She needs a little sparkle Good morning tv You’re looking so healthy [Chorus] AND WE ALL SAY DON’T WANT TO BE ALONE WE WEAR THE SAME CLOTHES BECAUSE WE FEEL THE SAME AND KISS [...]
Magic America
April 16th, 2004
bill barratt has a simple dream he calls it his plan B bulidings in the sky and the air is sugar-free and everyones very friendly plan B arrived on a holiday he took a cab to the shopping malls bought and ate until he could do neither anymore then found love on channel 44 laaa, [...]
Clover Over Dover
March 6th, 2004
I’m on the white cliffs of Dover Thinking it over and over But if I jump its all over A cautionary tale for you I’d like to roll in the clover With you over and over On the white cliffs of dover And then I’d let you push me over and if that is the [...]
Badhead
February 19th, 2004
So far I’ve not really stayed in touch Well, you knew as much It’s no surprise That today I get up around two From a lack of anything to do And I might as well just grin and bear it Cuz it’s not worth the trouble of an argument And you Not really stayed in [...]
Far Out
February 18th, 2004
I spy in the night sky don’t I phoebe io elara leda callisto sinope janus dione portia so many moons quiet in the sky at night hot in the milky way outside in vega capella hadar rigel barnard’s star antares aldebaran altair wolf 359 betelgeuse sun sun sun………..
Tracy Jacks
January 25th, 2004
Tracy Jacks) works in civil service (Tracy Jacks) it’s steady employment (Tracy Jacks) it’s a golfing fanatic (Tracy Jacks) but his put is erratic (Tracy Jacks) saw a Harley Street doctor (Tracy Jacks) who prescribed healthy living (Tracy Jacks) but he’s getting past forty (Tracy Jacks) and all the seams are splitting everyday he got [...]